Overheard

Robert (after having a song sang to him at bedtime): Was that my first song?  

Me: Yes.  What would you like for your second song?

Robert: That wasn't my first song.  It was my introductory song.

If you've never heard the word "introductory" come out of a 3 year olds mouth, it is really something to see.  It was bigger than he was.